For years I’ve been unable to merely go the bathroom and wipe my ASS without letting someone know my plans. My grandbaby even a few years ago would pull the shower curtain back when I was in it, like Norman Bates in a scene straight out of the movie “Psycho”, just to ask me “nana, what you doing?”.
Let’s keep it “Trill” for a moment, shall we?
As a black woman, I’m expected to be pretty, not just pretty but flawlessly so. Lest someone better come along and take my man.
When your exercise routine traumatizes the kids!!! So THIS post is going to be one of my short blog posts, as I’m almost embarrassed to write it, but I have to share this with you all. With Trump currently being the head idiot in charge, and life feeling out of control (you know being single,Continue reading “Squeezing, Sneezing and Asking the Kids When They’re Leaving”
50 Shades of WHAT THE?….. As I’ve gotten older, whenever the weather warms up I tend to shed clothes, mostly underwear. I really DESPISE underwear all of the time. I literally “know why the caged bird sings”. There’s a certain sound mines make when released from their cotton, silk, lace, or spandex prisons. You probablyContinue reading ““Lint Balls” & Alcohol”
When you’re trying to be “HOT”, but not literally…… As a single woman in Atlanta, you realize how FIERCE the competition is, so it’s human nature to want to “step your game up”, if you will. There are women out here who’s bodies look like something fresh out of a 90’s Mystikal video, and theContinue reading “Hot Flashes, and Eyelashes”